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Machine Girl

I found out about this film from the Angry Asian Man blog. This is another trailer so dope it makes me have to go to the bathroom. It’s pretty violent though so you’ve been warned…
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Instigative Report: What 50 Cent Should Do Next

So 50 lost his little record sales battle with Kanye. So what? The blogs have been saying that 50 has decided to wage a record war with Def Jam Records meaning that for every “high-profile” artist released on the label, 50 will release an album to compete with it. I say let’s take it a [...]

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Elizabeth Hasselback Has Nice Gazongas

Say whatever you want about Lizzy’s conservative views. What comes out her mouth really doesn’t matter. Why? She has nice gazongas. There’s a reason why her last name is Hasselback; it’s because her back is constantly getting hassled by those republican melons of hers.
So here’s to you Liz! Although the only one who cares about [...]

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Yep, she’s nuts

After speaking to my brother, I had to see for myself the mess that Lauryn Hill has become. Behold! Lauryn gets on stage and does a mean impression of a rodeo clown. Understood, she’s not the same Lauryn from “Mis-education” glory days  but if this is what we get as an alternative, let me wallow [...]

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Start Snitching…

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What’s The Number To Child Services Again?

This video is so wrong on so many levels. At a basketball somewhere in the hood, this kid starts dancing in the middle of a game and it’s not a pretty picture. I don’t know who shorty learned this from but they need their ass whipped.
For most of the video, the boy dances like a [...]

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Worth A Grand…

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Rantville: Autobot Jazz Speaks On Hollywood Racism

Those who have seen Transformers would have also seen the tragic and only death of Autobot, Jazz. According to to the native Cybertronian, the move to eliminate him was not only unfair but also racist. In and exclusive [read: fake] interview with Jazz, Spotville Radio got to the bottom of the issue and found out [...]

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Guess The Rapper…(Answer)

 
Last week, we asked you to guess the rapper who performed at this year’s BET Awards and later apologized for his actions earlier that weekend after winning his award. If you guessed “Sexy Party” T.I., then you were correct!

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Who The F*** Is This Autobot?

With all the Transformers movie madness going on, I thought it would be more than fitting to share this spoof video of the old school Transformers TV show. In this clip, the Papa Smurf of robots tries to come to terms with all the changes since he died in the original animated film. In an [...]